“I’m Steve Jobs, and I’m a Mac.”
“I’m Bill Gates, and I’m retired.”

From this week’s SuperNews on Current, it’s Gates vs. Jobs II, with Master Chief and Justin Long joining in the fun.  The Nerdwar continues…  “You can’t hide behind your iPhone forever!” Also this week, MySpace tells all: “Rupert did things to me.  I was never the same.”

The Daily Free Press in The Onion!

Yesterday morning, like most days, I went to my Onion Day-by-Day calendar and pulled off the previous day to reveal my morning dose of satire.  I read the headline and couldn’t help but wondering if it matched what the former editors of BU’s student paper think of it today.  And then I took a close […]